Anonymous asked:
This is a Joltik appreciation post. Let them chew through your wiring, it's enrichment for them
realpokemon answered:
this is joltik hate post. they keep making nests in my electrical box every winter and dismantling the heater
Ok so there's a lotta stuff that unreliable/biased sources say in Worm which is then taken as 100% concrete fact by the fandom, but my personal least favorite is that moment when Taylor tells Sophia she looked at her record and is like "hmmm, you got more violent, must be influenced by your passenger" because there's like 20 ways that it's an untrustworthy conclusion to reach. Like first off, Taylor is projecting so hard. She's been paranoid about the fact that her passenger occasionally acts through her without her input ever since Bonesaw in the fridge, she blames it influencing her for the fact that she did Bad Shit when talking with Yamada because she doesn't want to deal with the fact that it's her who did that. So already the fact that Paranoid about her Passenger Hebert sees Sophia got violent after triggering and immediately goes "ahhh, it must be your passenger" is questionable at best, she's not an unbiased source in the slightest.
And then there's the issue that her getting violent is easily explained by the fact that she just had a traumatic life changing event and that she has superpowers now as a 13 year old, of course she's gonna get violent when she likely had no choice but to be passive before her trigger. Like Taylor, you were also a ruthless violent mess when you started using your powers, why can you not think of the fact that perhaps maybe people who are trodden upon lash out hard when given the opportunity, it's not because of the brain parasite. Also you of all people should know to take public school records with a grain of salt. Anyway yes some people are influenced by their shard, but I don't think Sophia is one especially immediately after triggering, Taylor was full of shit when she said that.
weevilblr is probably goibg to ruin my life tbh. one day im going to discover a weevil infestation in my cupboard and instead of taking reasonable steps to deal with the problem i will simply do the pointing soyjack pose. and then ill eat my cereal and/or rice, heedless of the danger, ingesting huge amounts of weevils, and their vengeful souls will accumulate within me until they have the power to take over my body and try to kill everyone i love. and the only way the weevil spirit can be kept at bay is with a daily offering of acorns. like the cretan minotaur
I literally love that pork fat was sacred to Hestia. Goddess of Workin' the Grill, Goddess of Throwin' Some Honey Mustard On that Bad Buoy, Goddess of Autism Be Damned.
In my heart of hearts Hestia is some grungy looking creole tgirl with a beer belly and an outdoor grill.
cpericardium asked:
How does it feel to have one person making you do stuff like attack and breed and do funny little dances whenever she wants
bug4932 answered:
mostly bad. the breeding part is ok.




















